psp's are freakin awesome, seriously, if god wanted to entertain himself on a road trip, or a long wait at the free clinic he would deffinately use one, I mean seriously, you can compress a full, 3 hour long movie into like 100 megs, that's like 2 hours and 50 minuites of exess porn that I will never see, for obvious reasons, but it feels so good to have it there. I never write journals, but i'm bored and inebreated enough to do just that, so I decided to bless the one person that'll ever read this with.... um.... I don't know what, but you better feel damn greatful. so anyways, I was driving down the street the other day, minding my own buisness when this effin whore waved at me. i have no clue who it was, but she was waving at me pretty damn tenaciously. so what do I do you mignt ask. I did what noone else in my situation would, I took courage and valor to another level, I just kinda drove by and wondered who the fuck it was the whole damn day. I still don't know who it was and it was like 3 days ago. and it's still eating me. why didn't I turn around and see who it was? well I'll tell you. I didn't turn around cuz I'm lazy, and I love mental torture, I love it. where would this earth be without people like me, it would be a damn scarey place indeed. I have no clue why it would be scarey, but I'm pretty sure it would be. I wish I had an apple right now, no.... an orange. hell yeah, oranges rock. it's always amazed me how oranges have slices. if you want other fruits in slices, like apples, bannanas, carrots and pears, you have to go through the whole effin problem with finding a knife, cleaning the knife (if you're lazy like me and never do the dishes) and cutting the fruit, and why would you do that when the beautiful fruit I like to call 'orange' is already in slices. it's like the heavenly father's gift to me for not masturbating before I was 7. damn, I would love to see what he would have given me if I didn't rub one out till I was 8.... or even 9... wow, I could have fuckin pepsi's with push-button lids or remotes with joypads instead of those damn little buttons that my fat fingers never fit on. the movie sin city is good. so anyways, it's a little late and I have to go to work tomorrow so I think I'll stop typing now, well, maybe not. grape soda is fuckin awesome, no seriously. it goes so well with oranges and salad. wendies salads are fuckin awesome, this one time I went up there and I was all like 'oh god, I want a mediteranian chicken salad, those things make me wet' so I ordered one and when I got home... to my horror... I discovered it was a manderin chicken salad, not a mediteranian chicken salad, oh my god I almost cryed. i was on the verge of tears. but my good friend... you know who you are... comforted me and was all like 'stop bitching slut' so I was all like 'ok' and I ate it and it tasted pretty decent. it didn't fill me up at all tho, and it wasn't as erotically satisfying as that mediteranian chicken salad, that thing was devine, kind if like the grand theft auto series. that game franchize is beautiful and it's nothing but the greatest game franchize on earth, well, maybe third or fourth, I don't know, but it's deffinately in the top 20 and jack thompson can lick my sack... twice.... oh god jessica alba is hot. no shit. I seriouly need more nude pictures on my phone, well, I seriously need at least one, I'm sad. all the cool kids have nude pictures on thier phone, so I'm not cool. not at all. I could always just look up some ametuer porn site and take a pic of one of those pics all up close and shit so it looks like I took it, but that wouldn't be right, I would have that on my concionce my whole life, damn morals. so anyways denver voted by landslide to leagalize pot, seriously, but you know what? IT"LL NEVER HAPPEN!!! why do these cunts get my hopes up? why must they hole elections for something that they know they won't ever be able to change? I know the answer, cuz they're all whores, they're all money grubbing whores, and some how those geniouses have devised a way to screw us out of money without us even knowing... some how.. I don't know how, but I'm sure if I drink a little more I'll know it all, I'll blow thier cover wide effin open, but for now I'll leave you... my friend... the only person to read this journal.... with some words of wisdom..... if you shake a pepsi can really hard and open it, it WILL spray on you, no matter how much you slap it around and say 'not on the face bitch' it will spray you, unless you can open it with your teeth with your mouth around it... that would be awesome, I gots to try that sometime. oh, and another word of wisdom, while you're reading this, if you get this far, don't go into bob's basement! it's a trap!